Straight from the horse's mouth...Disney

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Here are some of my favorite quotes that I've gathered from various Disney movies.

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Ooh, look. The little cream-filled kind. --Timon

The king...has returned. --Rafiki

Slimy yet satisfying. --Timon

Pumbaa: You gotta put your behind in the past.
Timon: Sit down before you hurt yourself.

Hakuna Matata! It means no worries! --Pumbaa

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The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all. --the Emperor

Mulan: They're disgusting!
Mushu: No, they're men.

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My little baby is all grown up and...and saving China. Do you have a tissue? --Mushu

It's a little frightening when you start getting turned on by an animated character. But the way they drew him, when he takes off his shirt, it's very nice. --Ming Na Wen (voice of Mulan), referring to Li Shang

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Ariel: There it is! Isn't it fantastic?
Flounder: Yeah...sure...It's...great. Now let's get out of here!
Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
Flounder: No way!

Flounder: Yeah, I got this cough. [weakly coughs]
Ariel: Fine, you can stay here and watch for sharks.
Flounder: Yeah, you go, and I'll stay and...WHAT?! SHARKS! Ariel! [swims into the porthole and gets stuck] Ariel...I can't...uh...Ariel help!
Ariel: Oh, Flounder...
Flounder: [whispering] Ariel, do you really think there's sharks here?
Ariel: Flounder, don't be such a guppie!
Flounder: I'm no guppie.

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But it wasn't her fault! Uh, first this shark chased us. Y-yeah...yeah. And we tried to, but we couldn't! And he...grrrr...and we...whoa! [sighs] Then we were safe. --Flounder

As long as you live under my ocean, you'll live by my rules! --King Triton

Teenagers! They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you. --Sebastian

How do I get myself into these things? I should be writing symphonies, not chasing after headstrong teenagers! --Sebastian

Scuttle: Hey, there, sweetie! Quite a show, eh?
Ariel: Scuttle, be quiet! They'll hear you!
Scuttle: Oh, I got ya...I got ya. [whispering] We're being intrepidators. [shouting] WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVER!

Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. He's so handsome. [talking about Prince Eric]
Scuttle: I don't know. He looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me. [referring to Max the dog]

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Ariel: Is he dead?
Scuttle: It's hard to tell. [runs to Eric's foot and puts it up to his ear] No, I can't make out a heartbeat.

Eric: A girl rescued me...she was singing...she had the most...beautiful voice.
Grimsby: Uh, Eric. I think you've swalled a bit too much seawater.

The child is in love with a human. And not just any human...a prince! Her daddy'll love that. --Ursula

Ariel's sister: Oh, she's got it bad.
Triton: What does she have?

Ariel, stop talking crazy! Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs! --Sebastian

Somebody's gotta nail that girl's fins to the floor. --Sebastian

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Come in, come in! We musn't lurk in's rude. --Ursula

So, you have a thing for this human...this prince. Not that I blame you. He's quite a catch, isn't he! --Ursula

[fondly to Ariel] You are completely hopeless, child. --Sebastian

Grimsby: Eric, girls don't just go around rescuing people and then flittering off into oblivion.
Eric: I'm telling you, Grim, she was real! I'm gonna find that girl...and I'm gonna marry her.

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Scuttle: I was flying...of course I was flying...I saw the witch watching the mirror...
Sebastian: Stop talking crazy, man!
Scuttle: Don't you hear what I'm trying to tell you! [grabs Sebastian and beats him into the deck] The marrying the Sea disguise!
Sebastian: [rubbing his head] Are you sure about this?
Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!

Grim, I lost her once. I'm not going to lose her again! --Eric

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Beauty and the Beast

Belle: Gaston, may I have my book, please?
Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imaginations.

Belle, it's about time me got your head out of those books and paid attention to more important me. --Gaston

Gaston: It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas...and thinking...
Belle: Gaston, you are positively primevil.
Gaston: Why, thank you, Belle.

My daughter? Odd? Where would you get an idea like that? --Maurice

I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. But first, I'd better go in there and propose to the girl! --Gaston

Lumiere: It's a girl!
Cogsworth: I know it's a girl!

Lumiere: Master, since the girl will be with us for quite some time, you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.
Beast: *large roar*
Lumiere: Then again, maybe not.

Gaston: LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.
LeFou: A dangerous pasttime...
Gaston: I know.

Cheer up, child. It'll turn out all right in the end. You'll see. --Mrs. Potts


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Let's see what I've got in my drawers! --The Wardrobe

You guys gotta try this thing! --Chip

Beast: Of course I have! I'm not a fool!
Lumiere: Good.

Chip: What's there, mama?
Mrs. Potts: I'll tell you when you're older.

Beast: You come out or I'll break down the door!
Lumiere: Master, that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections.
Cogsworth: Please...attempt to be a gentleman.
Beast: But she is!

He's no monster, Gaston. You are! --Belle

Beast: That hurts!
Belle: If you'd hold still it wouldn't hurt as much!
Beast: If you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened.
Belle: If you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!
Beast: Well, you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!
Belle: And you should learn to control your temper!

Beast: I want to do something for her.
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep....

Mama, do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? --Chip

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Look at this...look at this! I'm so ticked off I'm molting. --Iago

Jafar: Azeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incredi...I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem...a big problem.... [Jafar clamps a hand over his beak.]

Guards: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?

Ladies: Getting into trouble a little early, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: You're only in trouble if you get caught. [Guard grabs him.] I'm in trouble!

I only steal what I can't afford...that's everything! --Aladdin

Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I have to choke down another one of those moldy, disgusting crackers...Wham! Pop!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: Wham...wham!

Yes, O Mighty Evil One! --Iago

[after meeting the Genie] I must have hit my head harder than I thought. --Aladdin

You're getting your wishes, so SIT DOWN! --Genie

Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. --Genie

She's got these eyes that just...and this hair...and her smile! [sighs] --Aladdin

Jafar, what if you were the chump husband? --Iago

[to Iago] I love the way your foul little mind works! --Jafar

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Genie: First, that fez and vest combo is much too Third Century. These patches...what are we trying to say? Work with me here! *poof* Ooh, I like it! Muay macho. We need something. What does it say to me? It says we need mode of transportation! [to Abu] Excuse me, Monkey Boy! [whistles]
Abu: Uh, oh!

Jafar: I'm afraid, Prince Aboo-boo...
Aladdin: Ababwa.
Jafar: Whatever!

Excellent judge. Sure! Not! --Iago

The eyes...the hair. Anything! Pick a feature! --Genie

Ah, Al. I'm getting kind of fond of you. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything. --Genie

That's it! We're dead! Just dig a grave for both of us...we're dead! --Iago

My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? Oh, my boy! I could kiss you! Well, I'll leave that to my, uh.... --Sultan

Oh, man. He's cracked! JAFAR! GET A GRIP! [Jafar grabs him.] Good grip! --Iago

I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. I was beginning to feel left out! --Genie

[to the flamingo] You got a problem, Pinky? --Iago

Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? *smootch* Ack! Oh, hairball. --Genie

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Lilo and Stitch

Nani: I shouldn't have yelled at you.
Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.

Oh, great! He's loose! --Pleakley

Lilo: People treat me different.
Nani: They just don't know what to say.

Nani: What is that thing?!?
Lady at the Pound: A dog...I think!

Lilo: His name is Stitch.
Lady at the Pound: That's not a name...
Nani: Ahem!
Lady at the Pound: Iceland, but here it's a good name!

This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. --Lilo

Lilo: David, I got a new dog!
David: Huh? You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got run over.

No more caffeine for you. --Lilo

I think it may be a evil koala. --Nani

Nani: Did you catch fire again?
David: No, just the stage.

I gotta go. The kid at table 3 is throwing poi again. --Nani

You smell like a lawnmower! --Nani

Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I read her diary. --Lilo

Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: I knew it.

He's just cranky, because it's his bedtime. --Lilo

He's obviously mutated from something else! --Nani

Lilo: Be careful of the little angel!
Nani: I don't think he's a little angel. I don't even think he's a dog.

Look at the curious puppy! --Lilo

Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind...or forgotten. --Lilo

I hate it when you use Ohana on me. --Nani

You wreck everything you touch. Why don't you try to make something for a change? --Lilo

You're just jealous, 'cause I'm pretty! --Pleakley

Wanna listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan. --Lilo

Cobra: What is that thing?
Lilo: That's my puppy!

Cobra: Capish?
Lilo: Uh...yes?

I know there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and a few choice waves. --David

I remember everyone that leaves. --Lilo

I'm lost! --Stitch

I hate this planet. --Pleakley

Nani: Aw, David, I owe you one.
David: Just date me and we'll call it even.

Ooh, I love this song! --Jumba

Jumba: I make you better and not so fluffy.
Stitch: I like fluffy!

Blue punch buggy! --Stitch

Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw. --Lilo

Nani: Talk! I know you can!
Stitch: OK, OK.

Pleakley: Great! I was hoping to add theft and insanity to my list of things to do today.
Jumba: You too?

We are professionals! Get that out of your mouth! --Jumba

It's showtime! --Jumba

Gantu: Abomination.
Stitch: Stupid head! Yee-ha! Aloha!
Gantu: You're fired! You're foul! You're flawed!
Stitch: Also, cute and fluffy!

Lilo: You came back!
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.

Good dog! --Lilo

Hey! Three days ago I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid $2. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing. --Lilo

Cobra: Aliens are all about rules.
Councilwoman: You look familiar...
Cobra: CIA, Roswell, 1973.
Councilwoman: Ah, yes, you had hair.

So, you're from outer space? I hear the surfing's choice. --David

This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. --Stitch

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. --Winnie the Pooh

I’m so rumbly in my tummy. Time for something sweet. --Winnie the Pooh

The Claw is my master. --Martian, Toy Story

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y....Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I...I think the word you're searching for is, "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for.... I can't say because there's preschool toys present. --Toy Story

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not a idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh...that's good.
Buzz: But we're not ON my planet, ARE we? --Toy Story

Twitterpated? --Flower, Bambi

Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself. --Cheshire Cat, Alica in Wonderland

Did somebody say “cheese”? --Roquefort, Aristocats

The music's in you. Deep down in your soul. --Whitney Houston, Cinderella

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life its the only weapon we've got. --Roger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. --Jessica, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


Tiggers don't like honey!
T-I-double-Grr-Rrr! That spells Tigger!
Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!
I’m so happy I could bounce!
Tiggers don’t climb trees…they bounce ‘em!
The most wunnerful thing about Tiggers is that I’m the only one!

The images on this page came from The Ariel Page (gone?), the Official Disney site and the Disney Clip Art Page.

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