Straight from the Horse's
Here are some of my favorite quotes that I've gathered from various TV shows.
I'm such a waste of oxygen, nutrients, and tuition. --Julia, Party of Five
Sarah: Bailey, is this too strong?
Bailey: It depends. What kind of insect are you trying to repel?
--Sarah and Bailey (in reference to perfume), Party of Five
I'm so screwed up, I don't even know what I'm feeling. I'm just...on edge. --Felicity, Felicity
The best decisions come from listening to ourselves. --Sally, Felicity
Liking someone's supposed to make your life better, not worse. --Sally, Felicity
The hardest thing about moving foward is not looking back. --Felicity, Felicity
Sometimes the smallest decisions can pretty much change your life forever. --Felicity, Felicity
Remember, when you're with me, you're not the only strangest person in the room. So, go ahead. Get weird on me. --Ally, Ally McBeal
The last thing you want is to be in love with someone you can't have. This is something I know. --Ally, Ally McBeal
We got ice cream. Who needs a guy? --Renee, Ally McBeal
Nothing's lonelier than being with the wrong guy. --Renee, Ally McBeal
We never lose. That's why we charge a lot. --Ling, Ally McBeal
I've been able to do a damn good job of denying the... truth...that I'll never love anybody the way I loved and still love you. --Billy to Ally, Ally McBeal
All of my heart, forever. --Billy to Ally, Ally McBeal
Looking backwards many of the saddest times of my life turn out to be the happiest. So, I must be happy now. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Why else would I be crying? --Ally, Ally McBeal
Billy: What happened?
Ally: You tell me.
Billy: I just never figured you could meet the person of your dreams at age 8.
It doesn't matter what you write about somebody after they're gone. What matters is how you treat someone while they're still here. --David Silver, Beverly Hills, 90210
When was it that we first fell in love? When we were 18? 16? Maybe 10...I don't know, because the truth is I cant picture a time when I wasnt in love with you. I always knew you were the one that could look into my eyes and see my soul. I dont question your commitment to us, and I know there is nothing we cant work through. And I accept you as my partner and my best friend, above all others. Its an honor to find the peace and happiness you have given me, and in honor of that miracle I pledge before our family and friends to love and cherish you forever. --David Silver to Donna Martin, Beverly Hills, 90210 (finale)
I'm a teenager. I'm allowed to have mood swings. --Blossom, Blossom
I'm mad at the world, Joey. I'm a teenager. --Dawson, Dawson's Creek
Get a grip, gruff girl. --Devon, Dawson's Creek
It's agony. Complete, excruciating agony. It's like your heart is being ripped out of your chest and stomped on. You can't breathe, you don't wanna eat, you can't function. It's the most intense pain you'll ever feel, and the worst part is there's no way to relieve it. It's unyielding, merciless torture and you know it's yours for life. --Dawson (talking about a broken heart), Dawson's Creek
Every inch of pain that touches you makes you a deeper, more real individual. --Dawson's mom, Dawson's Creek
I have so much conviction about waiting til the right moment. Not feeling guilty or obligated. And I don't and he's great. But I still feel like this angry animal that's ready to bite off the head of anyone or anything that challenges my fragile sense of the universe. --Joey, Dawson's Creek
Zorak: Sometimes I think I was executed for my many crimes against humanity and that my eternal punishment is being on this show.
Moltar: Sometimes I think elves are following me. --Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
I am in shape. Round is a shape. --Garfield
When opportunity knocks, I answer the door. --Phoebe, Charmed
Problems are for Monday mornings. --Phoebe, Charmed
I don't obsess. I think...intensely. --Prue, Charmed
What? I'm supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers because they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house. --Piper, Charmed
Piper: What happened to doing nothing?
Prue: I'm finished.
Piper: You can't finish doing nothing.
Prue: So how do you know when you're done? --Charmed
Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy. --Samantha, Sex and the City
The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires. --Carrie, Sex and the City
Allow me to get right to the point, guys. After careful consideration, I have decided that I am getting married this year. --Charlotte, Sex and the City
You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits. --Carrie, Sex and the City
I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic." --Miranda, Sex and the City
I have a life, I'm just making room for you in it. --Aiden, Sex and the City
Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? --Miranda, Sex and the City
Mr. Big: I found someone.
Carrie: Is she your imaginary girlfriend? --Sex and the City
Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. --Miranda, Sex and the City
Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch? --Miranda, Sex and the City
It's all that crazy testosterone...God bless them. --Samantha, Sex and the City
City girls are just country girls with cuter outfits. --Carrie, Sex and the City
Charlotte: Miranda had a boy!
Samantha: Great, just what this world needs. Another man. --Sex and the City
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking. --Carrie, Sex and the City
Maybe I'm so hungry for a spark I hallucinated a man. --Carrie, Sex and the City
When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews? --Carrie, Sex and the City
The Scott Wolf image came from partyoffive.tktv.net. The Felicity image came from the Official Site. The Ally McBeal image came from the Official Ally Site. (The Ally site no longer exists.) The Dawson's Creek image came from the Official Site at www.dawsonscreek.com. The Sex and the City photo came from the Official Site.
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